PixelPervs – NSFW Edition

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Horror Stories Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Votes:	4619	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you log in and find yourself in a world where friends openly discuss their sex lives while staying over at your virtual house. Liz and Bob, the power couple, will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics. From period talk to wet spots on the bed, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of discovering blood stains on your virtual mattress cover and sheets. Will you be able to clean them up before the next wash cycle? Only time will tell.

Join now for a unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chaos and drama that awaits you!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Crops Grown:	1527	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Alien Abductions:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

Adventure, beautiful place, breathtaking views, bucket list destination, DISCOVER, Dream destination, Explore, Gorgeous, Hidden Gem, natural beauty., paradise on earth, picturesque views, serene landscapes, smp, Spots, stunning scenery, travel, Travel Photography, unforgettable experience, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever

Pixel Pheromones

adolescence, age, attraction, Crush, Curiosity, Development, emotions, Experience, feelings, growing up, hormones, Interest, opposite sex, personal development, pheromones, PIXEL, puberty, reddit, relationships, Romantic, Sexuality, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the opposite sex is the key to success. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, your main goal is to woo the other players and form alliances to dominate the land.

At what age did you first develop an attraction for the opposite sex? Who cares! On our server, love knows no boundaries and you’ll find yourself falling for players of all ages and backgrounds.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and maybe even a little bit of heartbreak. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

TibetQuakeCraft

CASUALTIES, disaster response, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake casualties, earthquake damage, earthquake destruction, earthquake fatalities, earthquake impact, earthquake news, earthquake recovery, earthquake relief, earthquake rescue, earthquake updates, earthquake victims, emergency response, natural disaster, seismic activity, Tibet, Tibet earthquake, TibetQuakeCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	9567
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we cause earthquakes for fun! we have a special plugin that lets us shake things up and watch the chaos unfold. join now to experience the thrill of building while dodging falling blocks and lava pits. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have natural disasters on demand? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

Chocolate Factory Showdown

business acumen, Chocolate, chocolate business, chocolate competition, Chocolate Factory, chocolate industry, chocolate maker, chocolate manufacturing, chocolate market, chocolate production, chocolate recipe, chocolate secrets, competitors, FACTORY, Guardians, Kids, showdown, trade secrets, willy wonka, Willy Wonka’s factory, Wonka

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2544	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350

come join our minecraft server, where we have more secrets than willy wonka’s chocolate factory! we got 10 strangers, 4 kids and 5 guardians, all fighting to win the ultimate prize… but what is the prize, you ask? well, let’s just say it involves unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

our server is like a twisted version of charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of oompa loompas, we have creepers singing catchy tunes while exploding in your face. and forget about finding a golden ticket, here you gotta find a nether portal hidden in a maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen.

so if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come on down to our server. just watch out for that sneaky guy in the top hat… he’s always up to no good.

NEXUS

Adventure, Builder, collaboration, Communication, Community, Connections, creativity, Discord, FRIENDSHIPS, game enhancements, hermitcraft, immersive experience, interview, launch day excitement, Live Server Map, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, teamwork, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	59
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10

NEXUS SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Time	12 PM Eastern
Community Focus	Hermitcraft-Inspired

Server Features

Feature	Description
Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods	The best of classic Minecraft with useful tweaks
Proximity Chat	Hear and chat with players near you for immersive experience
Live Server Map	Always know your surroundings for planning builds and adventures
Game Enhancements	Subtle improvements for enhanced gameplay while maintaining vanilla feel

Requirements to Join

Requirement	Description
Mic Required	Proximity chat is core part of experience
Age	18+ Only for mature and respectful community
Minecraft Edition	Java Edition required, no cracked accounts
Fabric Version	Fabric 1.21.4 for seamless mod support

FAQ

1. What is NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is a Hermitcraft-inspired Minecraft server launching on January 11, 2025, focused on community, collaboration, and creativity.

2. How can I join?

An interview is required for potential players to ensure compatibility with the community. Join the Discord server provided in the announcement to apply.

3. Who can join NEXUS SMP?

NEXUS SMP is for players aged 18 and above with legitimate Java Edition Minecraft accounts and Fabric 1.21.4 for mod support.

Dream Connect Academy 1.20

Academy, Anime, ass showing, club hijinks., Connect, cute, dream, Irotsuku Monochrome, Kanan-sama, Komaro, naked, Namek, ramen, Seitokai, sex delusions, STUDENT, swimsuit, trap, Yowa Yowa Sensei, Yume Nekonnect, Yumene Connect

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2745	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

We got cute students getting naked, like, what even is reality anymore?

And there’s this trap eating ramen, like, who even comes up with this stuff?

Oh, and did I mention there’s an anime coming out? Like, bruh, we’re basically famous already.

Plus, there’s swimsuits and ass showing, like, it’s a party all the time on this server.

Club hijinks? More like club insanity, am I right?

Join now before you miss out on all the craziness, bro!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

BroBros, brother, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Events, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, family pressure, Family Support, family traditions, holidays, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, ptsd, reconciliation, Server, sibling relationships, Trauma

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	588558	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness with virtual block-building fun!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about pesky siblings causing drama. No more alternating holidays or avoiding family events – just pure, uninterrupted Minecraft bliss!

Plus, with our special PTSD-friendly zones, you can relax and unwind without any triggers. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you’ve got diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

HangryCraft

acknowledgment, appreciation, ARFID, autism, Communication, disability, food insecurity, Frustration, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hunger, insensitivity, McDonalds, money stress, peanut butter sandwich, Period, Providing, relationship issues, Sickness, Wendys, Working

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ores Mined:	6633	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Animals Bred:	62	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and hungry on your period while your boyfriend munches on fast food without a care in the world? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the one getting all the burgers and cheese fries! No need to worry about rent or groceries here, just build your dream house and feast like a queen!

Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with awkward silent treatment conversations like the one mentioned above. Our players are always ready to thank you for your hard work and share their virtual snacks with you. So come join us and experience a world where your efforts are truly appreciated, even if it’s just in block form!

BoredCraft SMP – No more sad vibes!

BoredCraft, Boredom, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, positive thinking, productivity, relaxation techniques, sad, self improvement, self-care, smp, socializing, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, VIBES

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9576
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of feeling like a sad potato in a world full of diamonds? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our EPIC Minecraft SMP server and say goodbye to boredom and depression FOREVER!

Picture this: you log on to our server and BAM! You’re greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not, am I right? And get this, our server is so lit that the trees drop pizza slices instead of apples. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA SLICES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move when they’re not blowing things up. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted chicken nugget hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the wackiness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet rock named Rocky who gives the best life advice. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now!

WorldCraftedFun

complex systems, critical thinking, cultural influences, economic principles, environmental interactions, global systems, historical context, how does the world work, Human Behavior, interconnectedness, interdisciplinary studies, Natural phenomena, philosophical perspectives, political dynamics, problem solving, Scientific inquiry, societal structures, technological advancements, understanding the world, world, WorldCraftedFun

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4937
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	42
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers have a secret love for building sandcastles! Our world operates on a magical system where diamonds rain from the sky every hour, and every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the bravest of players tremble at the mention of its name. Will you be the one to defeat it and claim its golden egg of infinite wisdom?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination!

Orbán’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Antal Rogán, Antal Rogán scandal, authoritarianism, BLOCK, Corruption, diplomatic relations, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Government, Hungarian minister, Hungarian politics, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Orbans, Party, Politics, right-hand man, sanctions, Server, united states, US sanctions, US-Hungary relations, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.

so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	146
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.