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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2444 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
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