Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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