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Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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