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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2107 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7479 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
imagine a place where u can ride on giant chickens an fight off zombie llamas wit ur trusty pickaxe. u can even team up wit other players to take on epic bosses an conquer dungeons filled wit treasure!
an if u ever get bored of all dat, we hav mini-games galore! from spleef to parkour to skywars, there’s always somethin new to try. an don’t even get me started on our custom events, like the annual pig racing championship or the legendary potato sack race!
so, if u wanna join a server dat’s as wild an unpredictable as a herd of creepers on a rampage, den come on down to our server! who knos, u might even find urself laughin so hard u forget all about dat pesky depression an suicidality stuff. just remember to bring ur sense of humor an ur diamond sword, cuz things are about to get crazy!
