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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2632 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
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if u join dis server, u gonna be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we got dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with llamas, pandas, and even a polar bear that knows how to play the guitar. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a minecart and ride around our massive rollercoaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mushrooms.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the far future. people will be talking about ur epic adventures for centuries to come.
