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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9554 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 19 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1982 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 4362 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, like u ain’t never seen before. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like it’s the 80s.
if u join dis server, u gonna be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. we got dungeons filled with treasure, dragons to slay, and a secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a petting zoo with llamas, pandas, and even a polar bear that knows how to play the guitar. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a minecart and ride around our massive rollercoaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mushrooms.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the far future. people will be talking about ur epic adventures for centuries to come.
