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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9554 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this epic battle goin’ on between US and Britain, but, like, they keep postponin’ their decision on long-range strikes. it’s like a soap opera, but with TNT and creepers, ya know?
join this server if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans go down. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and everyone thought it was a secret government message. it was wild, man.
plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks. it was so shiny, it blinded half the server.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop action, then come on over. just watch out for those sneaky griefers, they’ll try to blow up your stuff faster than you can say “creeper”.
