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Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Chimeras Created: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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