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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Runes Activated: 6
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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