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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Star Shards Collected: 107
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
Void Armor Forged: 19 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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