yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that Blinken himself announced more than $400 million in humanitarian aid to Palestinians just to make sure they can join this server and experience the madness!

imagine building your own pixelated empire while dodging creepers and zombies left and right. this server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that will make your enemies cry, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun!

so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence. trust me, you won’t regret it! plus, who knows, maybe Blinken will announce even more aid just for you to have a blast on this server. let’s get crafting, gamers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Runes Activated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

    Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

    Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

    So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

    Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 480 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 20

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

    Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

    TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6791 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

    GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Towns Built: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Animals Bred: 137
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blocky Googleplex

    Blocky Googleplex
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

    But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

    CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

    We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

    Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

    Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!
    📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 153 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dimension Hops: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

    DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

    Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 29

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

    RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!
    Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60
    Gods Slained: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

    Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

    Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

    Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

    Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

    And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

    • /vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
    • /vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
    • /vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
    • /vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
    • /vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

    Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4834 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

    Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9693
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

    OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

    Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

    Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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