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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5691 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 5675 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude! You gotta join because, like, if you don’t make eye-contact with the camera during your job interview, you’ll get, like, totally wrecked, man! But, like, if you join our server, you’ll learn how to, like, stare into the camera like a pro and get all the job offers, bro! Plus, like, we have this crazy story where this player didn’t make eye-contact and ended up getting a job as a professional llama wrangler in Minecraft. It was, like, totally wild, dude! So, like, come join our server and become a master of eye-contact in job interviews, yo!
