PixelPain: The Ultimate Dilemma | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Farms Harvested:	531
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3609
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	186
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what color to dye your sheep? Well, look no further because our server will have you making the most cruelly right decisions of your life!

Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to save your precious diamonds or sacrifice them to the lava gods for a chance at ultimate power. Battle against hordes of killer bunnies armed with nothing but a carrot and your wits.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge him to a duel or bow down and become his loyal subject? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare to make decisions that will haunt you in your sleep (or at least until you respawn). It’s a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and more chickens than you ever thought possible. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting for Christ [SMP]

bedrock, Chat, Christ, Community, consent, Crafting, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, family friendly, Griefing, java, Jesus focused, kid safe, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, QOL changes, Safe Server initiative, Server, shopping, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2515
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Overview
Love God and really dig Minecraft? At Crafting for Christ we are crafting a Christ centered Minecraft community. CFC is a family friendly, kid safe, Jesus focused Minecraft server. We strive to demonstrate the love of Jesus in all we do. We invite you to join if you love Minecraft and want to see for yourself what is different about our server. We offer: Java/Bedrock, Survival multi-player, Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes to enhance the experience, Safe Server initiative to protect our little ones, Rules include; no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat, Diamond based; player run economy, with an active shopping area, An active and loving discord community. Come alone or bring your family. We look forward to greeting you! Website: https://craftingforchrist.net/ Discord server: https://craftingforchrist.net/discord

Overview

Love God and really dig Minecraft? At Crafting for Christ we are crafting a Christ centered Minecraft community. CFC is a family friendly, kid safe, Jesus focused Minecraft server. We strive to demonstrate the love of Jesus in all we do. We invite you to join if you love Minecraft and want to see for yourself what is different about our server. We offer: Java/Bedrock, Survival multi-player, Close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes to enhance the experience, Safe Server initiative to protect our little ones, Rules include; no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat, Diamond based; player run economy, with an active shopping area, An active and loving discord community. Come alone or bring your family. We look forward to greeting you! Website: https://craftingforchrist.net/ Discord server: https://craftingforchrist.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Crafting for Christ a family friendly server?	Yes, Crafting for Christ is a family friendly, kid safe server.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include no griefing or stealing, no PVP without consent, and no inappropriate chat.
Is there an active community on Discord?	Yes, we have an active and loving discord community.
What type of gameplay does Crafting for Christ offer?	We offer Java/Bedrock versions, Survival multi-player, and a close to Vanilla experience with minor QOL changes.
How can I join the server?	You can visit our website at https://craftingforchrist.net/ and follow the instructions to join.

Foid Destroyer Life 1.20.4

1.20.4, ABUSIVE, Boundaries, brainwashed, crazy, Decade, destroy, destroyer, Emotional Abuse, foid, Gaslighting, healing, Life, Manipulation, mental health, Recovery, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, TOXIC, toxic relationships, VOLCEL

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Dragon Eggs Found:	5539	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Items Found:	1261	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and no foids to ruin your vibe. Build your dream world without any toxic relationships holding you back. Volcel for life, but Minecraft forever! Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s craft and laugh together, no brainwashing allowed here!

VibeCraftCentral

adult toys, Boundaries, co parenting, cognitive impairment, communication problems, domestic disputes, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, Hidden Secrets, household dynamics, living arrangements, long-term effects, personal space, privacy, relationship issues, Respect, self-care, single parenting, Trust, VibeCraftCentral, vibrator

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s accusations about a vibrator? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you have to find the elusive vibrator hidden in a box of old clothes in the garage. Trust us, it’s a challenge worth undertaking.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with your ex while not actually being together, just like our server owner did. Separate rooms, separate lives, but one shared goal: taking care of our virtual daughter (who may or may not have a cognitive impairment, we’re still deciding on that one).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the added bonus of being accused of using a vibrator while your ex is asleep? It’s a classic case of mistaken vibrations that will keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you question your own sanity).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a breakup with a side of misplaced sex toys, join us now! Just remember, don’t forget to bring your accountability and respect, because things can get heated in our virtual world.

CraftyWanderlust

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of living in the same old boring country in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual passport to the most epic countries you can imagine! Want to live in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a country where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the country where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re ready for a wild adventure and a one-way ticket to crazy town, join our server now and start exploring your dream country today!

Eternal Resting Place 1.20.5

1.20.5, bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, departed loved ones, emotional pain, ETERNAL, eternal rest, final farewell, Funeral, GRIEVING, Heartache, Life after death., Loss, Memories, mourning, passing away, Place, Remembrance, rest in peace, resting, Sadness, saying goodbye

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL, join our Minecraft server because we have zombies that drop diamonds when they die!

You’ll never be bored because our creepers throw parties every night and explode in rainbow colors!

The pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard bonanza up in here!

Come on in and see for yourself, but be careful of the killer bunnies – they’re cute but deadly!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

Join now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RentALessFriendAITA

abusive parent, boarding school, cleanliness, Communication, communication breakdown, Credit, damaged property, Disappointment, Favours, friendship, Honesty, honesty in references, OBLIGATION, realtors, rental history, rental property, rental reference, RentALessFriendAITA, Struggling, Support, used

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1247	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this crazy story!

Imagine living in a Minecraft world with your best friend, only to have them completely ghost you once they no longer need your cheap rent. That’s right, just like the OP’s friend in this story, you never know who might turn their back on you in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles over rental references, where you’ll have to decide if you’re willing to lie for your former friend or spill the tea on their dirty living habits. It’s a cutthroat world out there, and only the strongest survive on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of backstabbing, drama, and shady rental history, then join our server today! Who needs boring old friendships when you can have all the excitement of a soap opera right in your Minecraft world?

CraftyDan’s Warzone

Air Force, Army, Buy, CraftyDans, Danish military, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Equipment, foreign policy, military gear, military technology, national defense, Navy, prime minister, Procurement, SECURITY, warzone, weapons

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9868	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	161
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

Fun, Gene, gene targeting, Gene therapy, genetic breakthrough, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic research, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, infant treatment, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Motor neuron disease, neurological disorder, newborn treatment, prenatal treatment, Rare Disease, spinal cord disease, spinal Muscular Atrophy, Targeting, womb treatment, WombCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Animals Bred:	183

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Animals Bred:	105	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	264
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover