Pixelomines | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	293
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ores Mined:	741	Void Gems Collected:	15
Votes:	483	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mines Excavated:	3127	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	156677	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchantments Applied:	231

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	1846	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	135	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4025

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Runes Activated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	112	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	5925
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Animals Bred:	110	New Chunks Explored:	218383
Magic Items Found:	3401	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Mines Excavated:	3869
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	75
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Emeralds Found:	2441	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!