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Curvy Crafters 1.20.3
Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can find girls with thick thighs that you wanna bang! I mean, who needs 3D graphics when you can have THICC thighs in block form, am I right? Join now for a chance to virtually tap that pixel booty!
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OuchiePain Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Let me tell you a story about this one time when I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally fell into a pit of lava. It was so painful, like getting a paper cut on your eyeball, but I survived because I’m a Minecraft pro, obviously.But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have epic PvP battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we dance with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the pet llamas, they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world.
So if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in a virtual world, join us on this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
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NoFlyZoneCraft
Tired of dealing with pesky airlines and long security lines? Join our Minecraft server and travel to epic virtual worlds without ever leaving your couch! Our server is equipped with magical teleportation powers that will have you zipping around like a wizard on a broomstick. Say goodbye to cramped airplane seats and hello to unlimited exploration in the comfort of your own home.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of bacon magic. Join forces with them to defeat the evil Chicken Overlords and reclaim your rightful place as ruler of the land. With their help, you’ll be able to build the most epic bacon fortress the world has ever seen.
So why waste time and money on expensive flights when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Come join us and let your wildest dreams take flight…literally!
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CraftyMissileVenture
lol this minecraft server is like a ukraine missile factory but with more explosions and less politics. join us for a wild ride as we launch NASAMS missiles into the sky and blow up creepers like they’re enemy tanks. our joint venture with norway’s kongsberg means we have top-of-the-line missile technology and a never-ending supply of TNT. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate minecraft warzone. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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Creeper Hospital – Survivors Unite!
so like, you know how covid-19 is all scary and stuff? well, on our server, we guarantee that you won’t catch covid-19 from playing minecraft. like, seriously, our server is so safe that you won’t even have to worry about getting hospitalized and facing long-term health risks.join our server and you’ll be able to build the sickest minecraft creations without any fear of facing death or organ-related disorders. we promise that you’ll be safe and sound, just crafting and mining to your heart’s content.
so come join us on our server and leave all those health risks behind. minecraft is the only virus you’ll catch here, and trust us, it’s a good kind of virus to have.