PixelMasters 2 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4813	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	289	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Farms Harvested:	607	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	430931	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	5329
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	312	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	19

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Divine Spears Created:	20
Buildings Constructed:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	973462
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7517
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Items Found:	5462	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	91/100	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mines Excavated:	4096	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1