PixelDongs – Where building blocks and questionable diagnoses collide in this hilarious Minecraft server! Join now!

autism, autism diagnosis, blocks, building, chicken, collide, communication challenges, Communication Issues, diagnoses, eating habits, frozen milk, hilarious, husband, Join, Marriage dynamics, Minecraft, neurodiversity, neurological differences, peas, peculiar behaviors, PixelDongs, Questionable, repetitive behaviors, rigid routines, selective mutism, sensory preferences, sensory processing, Server, social interactions, unconventional eating habits

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Towns Built:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a server with a little more pizzazz? Look no further than our wacky world of wonder! Join us if you dare and embark on a journey filled with chaos and creativity.

Picture this: a world where everyone must eat exactly 22 peas with their chicken dish or face the consequences. And don’t even think about chatting for more than 2 sentences, or else you’ll be banished to the Pealess Wasteland.

But that’s not all – we also have a resident milk thermostat enthusiast who insists on drinking near frozen milk with his cookies. It’s a cold, creamy adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about dairy products.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for absurdity. See you on the other side!

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ores Mined:	7465
Gods Slained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	6118
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5845	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	3404	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Animals Bred:	83
Farms Harvested:	854	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Votes:	2452

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	740
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Animals Bred:	124	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!