PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Zpix MC Network

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Here at the Zpix MC Network we have servers for different types of players! We have casual game modes for those who want to take it easy and relax. Minigames that will test your sanity with parkours, mazes, and droppers. Challenge based games like MobArena to see how far you can go by yourself or with friends. We are always adding more and growing our community and would love to have you be a part of it! Join us today!

Zpix.se

Small Block

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Why join? Good question! [1.11.2] Dedicated Server Sky Block Silk Spawners Auctions Custom Enchants DDoS protection mcMMO Economy And much more! Good luck to all who dare to live on Small Block

SmallBlock.CodingTheWorld.com

Hysteria Factions

Factions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Hysteria Network [1.7.x – 1.8.x]

“Factions to it’s Limit” – Factions Factions has potion based pvp with custom gapple effects and a gapple cooldown. There are KOTH events and 1v1 duels! It features McMMO and Cannon based raiding! Come check it out!

hyfactions.net

Slick2Craft

Economy, Factions, Prison

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	8
Emeralds Found:	6921	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Slick2Craft is a brand new community in Minecraft! are goal is to get 20 players Daily!

We have Faction We have Prison We are still looking for more plugins to add! You can apply for staff at are website!

Server Ip : Slick2Craft.mcph.co

Website: slick2craft.enjin.com

Skype : MonsterrDeBeast

slick2craft.mcph.co

EpicPVP

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Votes:	3642	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Please don’t join EpicPvP. It’s a cracked server which had steal eveverything from other servers. You can play the games on EpicPvP on other server much better.

EpicPVP stole from – GommeHD – HiveMC – Hypixel – Mineplex

and much more!!!

The english on EpicPvP is so bad as mine.

EpicPvP.org

LoneWolves

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

-=LoneWolves (1.7/1.11)=-

Welcome to LoneWolves!

LoneWolves is a faction pvp server, with a vanilla experience. Established early 2012, we are a home to many players, new and old. Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on LoneWolves today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

Hang out with us on the forums: http://lonewolvespvp.net or chat with us on our Discord – IP: http://discord.me/lonewolvespvp

Minecraft server IP: lonewolves.net

See you there!

lonewolves.net

ClanCMNC

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Buildings Constructed:	27
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Description: Dissident Powers is a server built with custom plugins to enhance survival Minecraft without detracting too far from Vanilla gameplay. Our server is a small community of members that like to have fun. The server is split into two main worlds, one which is primarily for building (Overworld), and another which is for mining, fighting, and questing (Adventure World). The Adventure World allows you to push your skills to the limit by choosing a difficulty level while at the same time giving you bonuses. We’ve expanded the long-term goals of Minecraft by adding in a lot of new features (see below) that improve upon standard survival. Over 1,000 hours has been spent in coding features. Rules: No griefing, cheating, flaming, or being overly-annoying are allowed. Swearing is fine. “My little brother did it!” excuses will get you forever banished. Creative mode is not allowed (admins only use it for fixing grief or moderating). Certain types of exploitable farms have been disabled or nerfed (exp, iron golems).

mc.DissidentPowers.com

XenoFlux Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mines Excavated:	1754	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Hello Everyone,

My name is Fred/Frederick and i form one half of the XENOFLUX Gaming Community Management Team. XenoFlux is a multi-platformed gaming community which was created in July of 2014, when we opened our first Minecraft server. Since we have had different minecraft developments and would like to introduce our newly developed server and experience.

Survival 1.0, is a newly developed survival experience which allows players to build, roam or do as-ever they please as long as they follow our very simple ruleset. We are not a community based on generating money, instead we want to make a community with you guys in mind. If you wish to make a suggestion that impacts the server then tell us and we’ll consider inputting it, we always welcome new ideas and players into the community.

play.xenoflux.com

FrequencyRaids

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	504	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Hello guys today I Will be Showing you a server of my own……………. It Will be fun we don’t need staff yet and Random crap tim MIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAxu9hh5bZlnvU/WTjq8vIZqt41oFzUM058GjATgRe4df9SE6ndbPhsjH1ntOSbg4BjCJMfFK3CWFH4paDaEBYILD5MJhPd11rW9rUE//cvbZCGrMQpmAvRaafpouCOpZlrglTcTLjN95uWDDNU2jqegMKqnVGn3HkQHVDtPTj14/SRsk/ML8ZlRVyHDd2FgJhZ1f78y451x4QJvq50ZQf7TanlbVaYgXngdIlVH0HLCn7BTpvUfrKutEVqly0IvYuHbGsHPaVNRtqkb8ccy7tVT2fUNUOZLCN9vNTBGg4NYNkHYgdt9cjHc4hl28K3YKjNS7Y7hE+Bo9BxnIhllsdWQIDAQAB

frequencyfactions.mcph.co

Mortal Craft

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	148	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Various Warps, Various Factions, Challenging Survivals, Fun Clans, Challenging Tracks and Fun Events We are waiting for everyone to our server… OUR FOUNDERS:CraftBoyGC Flyarrow GAM2003(assistant) CONTACT:eren.st1

46.20.1.98:1145

Mellumcraft

Creative, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	160	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Mellumcraft want to join the server it here is the ip: Mellumcraft.mcpro.eu Please vote for the server 😉

Mellumcraft.mcpro.eu

The Storm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ores Mined:	7499
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	416899
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Server IP: ts-mc.net

**Dedicated server** 24/7 uptime, with notifications to all staff members when downtime is detected through a third-party service

**Mature staff** All of our staff members have been trained both on our server and through previous experience on other servers they have worked for

**Nightly backups** Our server automatically restarts and creates an off-site backup to ensure that we will always have a recent backup in case of emergency

**Experienced** I’ve been a member of the server owner community for 5 years now. I’ve worked for several servers as a web developer and system administrator. I don’t plan on abandoning the game anytime soon.

ts-mc.net

TDM PVP Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Basic Bukkit PVP Survival server with mcMMO, mcjobs, Stables, GlobalMarket, and a few hand-rolled mods. The server is primarily staffed by developers, so broken things get fixed quickly!

Multiverse is installed, with a naturally generated Creative mode for the times you get bored or want to test something out before trying it in “the real world.”

Currently in progress, we’re working on some more activities for players to pursue, including importing some work from other people, and some of our own mini-games as well.

mcpvps.thedailyman.org

Valhalla

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Emeralds Found:	3625	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Meteorites Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Valhalla is a survival store server. Few plugins and Zero lag. Great Admins and Mods with players that are always willing to help and/or answer any questions. It’s just like what minecraft should be essentially it’s vanilla except with stuff people have always had like bartering, trading, and selling goods. It’s counter intuitive to not have stuff like that IMO. There is a short prison stay about 30 minutes to 1 hour just to weed out griefers and believe me it works. In prison you work for your freedom. Once out you do whatever you want. Including being a guard at the prison or just running around and building, that’s up to you. We only have one rule, don’t take or break aything you didn’t build. Break that rule and you are banned,

valhalla.sx

GTAPlanet

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Do you love Minecraft? Do you love GTA? Well you’re going to love the amazingly unique GTA Planet! This server is unlike any GTA server before with custom content implemented and lots of custom content to come it will give you fun for hours! Go around killing people, stealing things and becoming the biggest gangster on the server!

mc.gtaplanet.net