PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

CSS, Table, mutual information, Zuck, meme hipster faggotry

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Nations Online

digital divide, online independence, technological autonomy, online censorship, digital sovereignty

join dis server if u want to experience the craziest minecraft adventures of ur life!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny they blind u for days. the zombies here are actually friendly and will give u hugs instead of brains.

rumor has it that if u build a house out of cake, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes. our admins are actually wizards in disguise and can make ur wildest dreams come true.

we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil ender dragon.

so come join us on dis server and let the madness begin! who needs reality when u can have a minecraft world this insane??

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New Server IP
Pixel Dolls Frontier 1.20

SEAniggers, bugmen, PIXEL, Neural Cloud, Sojourners of the Glass Island

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a crazy mashup of Girls’ Frontline and Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery. Like, imagine building your own base while fighting off virtual enemies with cute anime girls by your side. It’s like living in a weeb dream come true, man.

Plus, you can bind your account to a Sunborn ID instead of using boring old Facebook or Google. Who even uses those anymore? Sunborn ID is where it’s at, trust me.

And don’t even get me started on the guides and resources available. It’s like having cheat codes for real life, but in Minecraft. Emulator guides, story summaries, translated lore – it’s all there, waiting for you to dive in and get lost in the madness.

Oh, and did I mention the news and events? New re-supply gachas, events like Zero Charge, Sojourners of the Glass Island, and more. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, wildest Minecraft server out there. And remember, always bully the seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting. It’s just the way of the virtual world, man.

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New Server IP
Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog

chinks, coping, mental health, racism, generation gap

Are you tired of getting mogged by zoomer chinks in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave those pesky zoomers in the dust as you build your own empire and conquer the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. So if you want to be a part of the chaos and hilarity, join us now!

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New Server IP
XmasGrindCraft

spending time, stress, PRESSURE, spending holidays alone, family time

Are you tired of all the holiday stress and family drama? Do you just want to escape it all and have some peace and quiet? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and avoid all the holiday chaos by building your own virtual paradise. No annoying relatives, no awkward conversations, just you and your blocky creations.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly to the moon on a rocket made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every player gets their own personal butler to cater to all their needs. Need more diamonds? Your butler will fetch them for you. Hungry for some virtual pizza? Your butler will whip it up in no time.

So why spend the holidays with boring old relatives when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server instead? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to endless fun and adventure! Join now and start living your best virtual life.

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New Server IP
BoneCraft: Regen Scaffold Qx-D

bone regeneration scaffold, Scaffold, IBD treatment, Medical research, tissue engineering

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we use Cationized decalcified bone matrix for infected bone defect treatment! We got this sick dual-functional bone regeneration scaffold called Qx-D that will blow your mind! It’s like magic for your bones, bro!

Join us and witness the power of IBDs being treated in the most outrageous way possible. Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so bone-tastic?!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Your bones will thank you later, trust us!

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New Server IP

PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

Crafty Nations Online

Pixel Dolls Frontier 1.20

Zoomer Chink Minecraft SMP Mog

XmasGrindCraft

BoneCraft: Regen Scaffold Qx-D