PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

MC Pro Servers

Creative, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

A small server looking for new players. We have nice an caring staff, and we are not afraid to put down the ban hammer.

192.95.46.29

Hardcore Achievement Speedrun

Hardcore, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Collect the fastest times to get achievements. Version: 1.8 vanilla (Hardcore). After the run, the records should be available here: http://stigeide.zapto.org/HAS/. When no more players are active, the map will be deleted and a new will start automatically.

lukas.hopto.me:12345

MC Pro Server

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1

A small server with multiverse, and Maybe factions. The owner is Texbobcat. We are looking for new players, and maybe Builders, or mods.

192.95.46.29

Jasto City 2022

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Magic Items Found:	1923	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Survival game server with lots of fun. Build, pvp, hunt, fight hard-to-kill-monsters, ‘mini-games’ shop, buy/sell and more. You will get hungry and might die… You are welcome to survival game at Jasto City – jastocity.com or mcjasto.com

185.7.32.8:25765

Zaoby Network

Factions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6827	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

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play.zaoby.co.uk

Hubmc.dk

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Emeralds Found:	5557
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5039	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Hubmc.dk a Danish Minecraft server

Hubmc.dk a Danish Minecraft server, with Creative, Factions, Minigames and Towny. The server is run by adults with a focus on children’s safety and great experiences.

Hubmc.dk

Zaoby Network – Factions

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Zaoby server hub has 4 different servers including towny, creative, and FACTIONS. Join us now at play.zaoby.co.uk or sign up at www.zaoby.co.uk

play.zaoby.co.uk

MonstroMon Pixelmon 3.4

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3744
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

5.135.246.177

CampCobble

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
New Chunks Explored:	858959	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to CampCobble!, were a fun Minecraft server! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes! We are always improving our Server, adding more features and Plugins due to your feedback!

We have lots of awesome worlds at the moment so there is always something to do, our current worlds are Factions, Skyblock, Creative, we also have competitions regularly. We really are worth checking out, we have forums to keep in contact with our staff and community, hope to see you online soon.

At CampCobble you will find new friends and have fun in the many worlds that we offer. We have Survival factions world, A creative PlotMe world (128×128), SkyBlock, SkyGrid, minigames and 3 different parkour maps to play. So come on have some fun. We will also be adding hunger games soon.

You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!!

mc.campcobble.co.uk

FeralCraft

Anarchy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

FeralCraft Factions! IP: fcpvp.net

FeralCraft – Custom factions with many features you won’t find anywhere else! Such as CUSTOM biomes, few custom coded factions commands. Amazing custom enchanting system, and much more to discover upon joining!

fcpvp.net

Zpix MC Network

Creative, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Here at the Zpix MC Network we have servers for different types of players! We have casual game modes for those who want to take it easy and relax. Minigames that will test your sanity with parkours, mazes, and droppers. Challenge based games like MobArena to see how far you can go by yourself or with friends. We are always adding more and growing our community and would love to have you be a part of it! Join us today!

Zpix.se

Small Block

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6134	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Why join? Good question! [1.11.2] Dedicated Server Sky Block Silk Spawners Auctions Custom Enchants DDoS protection mcMMO Economy And much more! Good luck to all who dare to live on Small Block

SmallBlock.CodingTheWorld.com

Hysteria Factions

Factions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3512	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Hysteria Network [1.7.x – 1.8.x]

“Factions to it’s Limit” – Factions Factions has potion based pvp with custom gapple effects and a gapple cooldown. There are KOTH events and 1v1 duels! It features McMMO and Cannon based raiding! Come check it out!

hyfactions.net

Slick2Craft

Economy, Factions, Prison

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	999276	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Slick2Craft is a brand new community in Minecraft! are goal is to get 20 players Daily!

We have Faction We have Prison We are still looking for more plugins to add! You can apply for staff at are website!

Server Ip : Slick2Craft.mcph.co

Website: slick2craft.enjin.com

Skype : MonsterrDeBeast

slick2craft.mcph.co

EpicPVP

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Animals Bred:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Please don’t join EpicPvP. It’s a cracked server which had steal eveverything from other servers. You can play the games on EpicPvP on other server much better.

EpicPVP stole from – GommeHD – HiveMC – Hypixel – Mineplex

and much more!!!