PixelCraft: PS5 Sucks Minecraft Server

not worth it, negative review, SUCKS, bad console, low performance

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build the most insane structures imaginable? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So why waste your time on that crappy PS5 when you could be flying high on our server, collecting precious gems dropped from the sky by our fabulous flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs a PS5 when you have flying diamond-pooping pigs, am I right?

ExStepMomDrama Minecraft Server

bridal shower, family conflict, Communication Issues, sister drama, family drama

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister inviting your ex-stepmom to your virtual bridal shower. In fact, we encourage you to invite all your favorite Minecraft characters, from creepers to villagers, to celebrate with you!

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant wedding cake out of diamond blocks, ride pigs dressed in tuxedos down the aisle, and have Ender Dragons officiate your ceremony? Trust us, it’s a wedding you won’t forget (unless you accidentally fall into a lava pit)!

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some epic Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life bridal showers when you can have a virtual one with exploding TNT confetti? Join now and let the party begin!

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New Server IP
BroPicsNoShareLOL

vacation pictures, BroPicsNoShareLOL, personal boundaries, privacy concerns, privacy rights

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from intrusive in-laws and surf the waves of freedom! Join us and leave behind the drama of sharing vacation pictures with nosy family members.

On our server, you can build your own private paradise without anyone asking for your personal photos. Embrace your privacy and body positivity while crafting your perfect world.

And don’t worry, there are no ultimatums here – you can stay with us without ever having to share a single picture. So come join our server and let your creativity run wild, away from the prying eyes of in-laws and unwanted demands for vacation snapshots!

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New Server IP
SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

Doctor, infection, vomiting, Fever, Virus

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

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New Server IP
ParentalPunishCraft

parents, Curfew, timeout, punishment methods, ParentalPunishCraft

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

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New Server IP
RuskiBustersMC

current events, media manipulation, EU, restrictions, propagandists

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

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New Server IP

PixelCraft: PS5 Sucks Minecraft Server

ExStepMomDrama Minecraft Server

BroPicsNoShareLOL

SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

ParentalPunishCraft

RuskiBustersMC