come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9707
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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