come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Void Armor Forged: 30
Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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