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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2101 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9800 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
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