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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8792 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
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