Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 29 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.
also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?
oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”
so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.
