Updated November 21, 2024
Players: |
91/800 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Mines Excavated: |
4428 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: |
1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
38 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
7 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: |
64 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
7 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: |
1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: |
5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: |
13 |
Animals Bred: |
182 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
0 |
Blood Moons Survived: |
0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
🔥 🔥 🔥
so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.
also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?
oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”
so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.