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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1211 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 843 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.
But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
