Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • EmeraldsMC

    EmeraldsMC

    Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • FunnyMcraft

    FunnyMcraft

    Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Runes Activated: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SynthCraft

    SynthCraft

    SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Animals Bred: 167
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Alpha Prison

    Alpha Prison

    Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SqueejCraft

    SqueejCraft

    SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Lunarsky

    Lunarsky

    Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CarrotMC

    CarrotMC

    CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineClassic

    MineClassic

    Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • KronosMC

    KronosMC

    KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4458 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ProsperityCraft

    ProsperityCraft

    Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Gempers Place

    Gempers Place

    Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crown Lands

    Crown Lands

    Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7043 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SkyUtopia.net

    SkyUtopia.net

    Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Alien Abductions: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • OustCraft

    OustCraft

    Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Magic Items Found: 1785
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PlanexCraft

    PlanexCraft

    ▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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