Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	441793
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ores Mined:	5532	Farms Harvested:	246

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Crops Grown:	3665	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dimension Hops:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	220	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Farms Harvested:	440	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	406	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5899	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchantments Applied:	265

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	49	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2