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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6052 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!