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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2816 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 7711 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 2570 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!
But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!
So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!