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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1420 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4565 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, granting wishes to all who witness it.
So why wait? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, only the coolest cats and craziest characters are welcome here. See you on the other side, racists!