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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1905 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 448 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.
If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!