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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1296 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 145 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 185 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.