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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8394 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1263 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, you know? like, imagine a place where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. yeah, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find here.
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.
