haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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