lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Astral Projections Made: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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