lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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