lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Runes Activated: 1
Zombie Dances: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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