lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Towns Built: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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