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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1178 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4344 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Join us for the ultimate survival challenge where you’ll have to fend off creepers, zombies, and the occasional angry llama. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about running water or electricity bills!
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Who needs riches when you can have a pack of bloodthirsty canines as your loyal companions?
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual third world shithole without any of the actual consequences. Who needs real life when you can have Minecraft, am I right?