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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9175 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8737 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?