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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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