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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8212 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9378 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1002 |
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