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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1121 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 483 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
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