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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4930 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1394 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
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