Pixel Pervs & Boomer Blocks – A Minecraft Server where nostalgia meets naughty

addiction, blocks, boomer, connectivity, digital age, distractions, internet, longing, meets, Memories, Minecraft, modern life, Naughty, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, Pervs, PIXEL, porn, Reflection, Reminiscing, Server, simpler times, smartphones, social media, societal changes, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3210	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Animals Bred:	188	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of spending all day staring at your phone and browsing through endless internet porn? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the digital world for a while.

Picture this: instead of scrolling through Instagram, you’ll be exploring vast, blocky landscapes filled with adventure and excitement. Forget Netflix and chill, how about building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? And who needs Snapchat filters when you can create your own pixelated avatar and make friends with virtual cows?

Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a place where the only data you need to worry about is how many diamonds you have mined. Join our Minecraft server today and rediscover a simpler, more hilarious world. Trust us, you won’t miss the internet porn… okay maybe a little.

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	156	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	134
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	827
Zombie Dances:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	3629	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1963	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Void Gems Collected:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	161	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crops Grown:	4468	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	125	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	166
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Farms Harvested:	630	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!