Pixel Pervs & Boomer Blocks – A Minecraft Server where nostalgia meets naughty

addiction, blocks, boomer, connectivity, digital age, distractions, internet, longing, meets, Memories, Minecraft, modern life, Naughty, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, Pervs, PIXEL, porn, Reflection, Reminiscing, Server, simpler times, smartphones, social media, societal changes, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of spending all day staring at your phone and browsing through endless internet porn? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the digital world for a while.

Picture this: instead of scrolling through Instagram, you’ll be exploring vast, blocky landscapes filled with adventure and excitement. Forget Netflix and chill, how about building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? And who needs Snapchat filters when you can create your own pixelated avatar and make friends with virtual cows?

Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a place where the only data you need to worry about is how many diamonds you have mined. Join our Minecraft server today and rediscover a simpler, more hilarious world. Trust us, you won’t miss the internet porn… okay maybe a little.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Votes:	706
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94
Potions Brewed:	90	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5973	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	5018
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	11

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Farms Harvested:	410
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8652
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	103	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	108
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4375	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ores Mined:	8386	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	635982
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Potions Brewed:	99
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7029
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!