u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1573 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Secret Passages Found: 4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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